*2nd and 8* - Nick Sheridan, who by all accounts is a nice guy, nevertheless is Nick Sheridan, who does Nick Sheridany things (-1).Cool fact: did you know that Nick Sheridan's father is a real life NFL coach?! Brown breaks some ankles (-1, because they were his own) and falls forward for two yards. *1st and 10* - Michigan hands to Carlos Brown. *1st and 10* - Pryor is rushed (+1 Brandon Graham), and rolling out throws an interception to Stevie Brown (+2), who, because he is Stevie Brown, will receive a -37 (-37). Warren (-1) is in loose coverage, and Scott Shafer (-17) rushes three because he's a capitalist stooge too content to rest on the laurels of the past two plays rather than risk anything for the further glory of the people. *3rd and 7* - Pryor gets ample time (Pass Rush -1), and finds Sanzenbacher downfield for a gain of 14. *2nd and 7* - Beanie Wells rushes up the middle, but Will Johnson (+1) and Terrence Taylor (+1) have caused a pile of bodies. Pryor bounces outside, where Stevie Brown (+1) cleans him up. Jonas Mouton (+1) does an excellent job of filling the hole between the right guard and center to thwart this planned scramble. *1st and 10* - Terrelle Pryor runs over the right tackle for 3 yards. Rich Rodriguez ponders the semiotic meaning of the Elephant Graveyard in Disney's epic motion picture, "The Lion King." Jim Tressel's Transition Lenses (tm) hide his resolve, but only slightly. Two coaches stand stoically opposite of each other, their jaws clenched, their purposes polar but omnipresent. The stage is set against the magnum gray of November in the Midwest. That is, the real Ohio State game, not the one presented to you by the Capitalist Media. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to present to you the official MGoBlog UFR of the Ohio State game.
As a movement of the proletariat, the WLA is committed to delivering on the whims of all our Wolverine brethren. As frequenters of this blog, the WLA has noticed that a masochistic few of you still yearn for a UFR of the game against OSU.
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